Wednesday, February 20, 2002

Eat your veggies.

Monday, February 18, 2002

Wow. I am right at this moment enjoying what is undoubtedly the spankest, nastiest cup of coffee ever brewed.
If a brewpot of coffee had been stewing in Tut's tomb since 1577 b.c. and, upon discovery, had accidentally fallen into an alabaster urn filled with mummy entrails and scarab beetle larvae (*work with me here, people*), it could hardly be worse. Of this I am confident. The sad part is, it is 'fresh' (i.e., I just brewed it). FYI: It is "Chock-Full-O-Nuts" brand coffee (though nothing in the description or the ingredients refers otherwise to nuts, which might have improved the final result).

But of more pressing concern lately are the following questions:

What ever happened to Yahoo Serious?

-- and --

What became of Adam Ant?

Anybody with answers to these, or other pressing questions, or anybody wishing to tell me I am Chock-Full-O-Something feel free to write me, Clay Sails, at

Monday, February 04, 2002

Alright, here's the thing:

I invented a numbering system today. Here it is:

What if there was a number that increased a number that preceeded it:


2001 = 20
3002 = 60
2003 = 60
17= 7
1640 = 640
187 = .875

What are the rules?

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